Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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