Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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