My first STD was from a foam party
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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