I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just blew my weed a kiss
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Send help, water and tortillas.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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