I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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