i may or may not be watching the land before time
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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