after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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