Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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