I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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