I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize