So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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