How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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