She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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