Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
