Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We had to coat check the pizza.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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