I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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