I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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