Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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