a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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