They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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