he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
