why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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