there was a trapeze. enough said
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This is my gift to your gina
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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