I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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