Me too!
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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