my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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