I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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