I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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