Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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