Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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