let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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