I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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