margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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