My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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