I'm eating all of the evidence.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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