OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
