ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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