My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just want to make out with him forever
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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