I am puke
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
im holly from the hills drunk
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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