And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
