i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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