If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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