i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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