Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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