There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He kissed a someone with a penis
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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