Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
