what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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