I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
this boner is exhausting
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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