You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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