doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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