But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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