Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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