there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
