Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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