David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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