quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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