the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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