you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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